

Teweriversary: David Cook at Kean University, Union NJ 9.27.09
(via fuckyeahnealtiemann)

(480):
Please sleep at your girlfriend’s tonight
(1-480):
(480):
‘Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward

andy and monty: c’mere man we’re here for you
neal: …erm. yeah.
kyle: i’m not drunk enough for this shit bye
Neal’s like “Whatever man, I’m just here for the beer.”
And Kyle’s like “AHH!!! A ghost!!! Dave had came back to haunt us”
(via thehoneybadger)